Lesbian Friday! What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

What's the difference between your paycheck and your wife?

What's the difference between your paycheck and your wife?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Lesbian Friday! What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

DEPARTMENT OF IRONY! Dalai Lama's Nephew Struck by SUV, Killed During Walk for Tibet

This is why excursions for causes don't really help:
"Florida:  At the beginning leg of a 500-kilometer walk to promote Tibetan independence from China, the  Dalai Lama's nephew was struck and killed by a vehicle along a dark Florida coastal highway, about 400 meters from where he planned to rest for the evening.
Jigme K. Norbu, 45, was heading south in the same direction as traffic, following the highway's white line when he was hit on Tuesday, according to the Highway Patrol. " Read the rest here.

My girlfriend said...

My girlfriend said, "Kiss me where it smells." So I took her to the Bronx Zoo.

Little Johnny walked in on his mom while she was taking a bath....

Little Johnny walked in on his mom while she was taking a bath.
"What's that?" he asked, pointing to her pubic hair.
"It's my face cloth, sweetheart," she answers.
"Oh yeah," he says. "I saw the maid washing Daddy's face with one last night."

I saw a man crying so I asked him what the problem was....

I saw a man crying so I asked him what the problem was. He told me he was sad because he traded his wife for a bottle of booze and he wished he had her back.
I said, "Because you love her and you miss her, right?"
He said, "No. Because I need another bottle of booze."

A certain young lady from Wheeling....

A certain young lady from Wheeling
Claimed to lack all sexual feeling
Till a cynic named Boris
Merely touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling