What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

Q: What do the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Blonde & The Car Mechanic

A Blonde told her girlfriend,
"I was so worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off.
And I was so relieved when he told me that all I needed was blinker fluid!"