The title says it all. Some are short, some are long. The only criteria is that it made me laugh. If you are easily offended, go away. Feel free to submit jokes to disgustingjokes at gmail dot com. I may edit jokes for gratuitous profanity. (Provide a name by which you wish to be credited, unless you prefer to be anonymous.)
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Merry Christmas!
When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was the awkward silence as he got up and left.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
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