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What Did Cinderella Say...

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Glurrrghaarggh!

Maurice, How Could You!!

Two Nuns are Driving Through Transylvania...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are  traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and stop at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and  hisses at them through the windshield.

'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Catherine. 'What shall we do?'

'Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,' shouts Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches the windshield wipers on, knocking Dracula  about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'What shall I do now?' Sister Catherine shouts.

'Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican!' says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the  water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'Now what?' shouts Sister Catherine.

'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen.

'Now you're talking,' says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, 'Get the F*** off the car!'