How Do You Eat a Frog?

How do you eat a frog?


Put one leg over each ear.

Frosty the Snowman

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snowblower coming...

How Come the Leper Could Not Speak?

How come the leper could not speak?

The cat got his tongue!

Why Did The Leper Fail His Driving Test

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the gas.

How Did The Leper Lose His Penis?

How did the leper lose his penis?

Jerking off!

What's the Chinese Word for Watermelon?

What's the chinese word for watermelon?

Coon-Chow

Why Do Indians Wear Jock Straps?

Why Do Indians wear jock straps?

Totem pole!

What's Big and White and Lives in the Ocean?

What's big and white and live in the ocean?

Ku Klux Clam!

What Do You Call a Mexican Negro?

What do you call a Mexican negro?


A wetblack!

What Do You Call A Black Man on a Palomino Horse?

What do you call a black man on a palomino horse?

Leroy Rogers

What Do You Call A Black Hitchhiker?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?


Stranded.

The New Video Game Called Blackman

There is a new video game called BlackMan...

Two big lips chase watermelon around the screen.

What Gets Wetter...

What gets wetter as it dries?

Toilet paper.

What do You Call a Black Smurf?

What do you call a black Smurf?

A Smigger

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.

What do women and noodles have in common?

What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.

What did one broke hooker say to the other?

What did one broke hooker say to the other?

Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?

Why did the woman leave her husband....

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

What's the worst thing about being a black jew? 



Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber ... 

At the High School Reunion

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

Flipping Channels

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

My wife was standing nude....

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........