Harry & Carry

Harry: You've got no tits and your box is too tight.
Carrie: Get off my back!

Lesbian Friday! How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Lesbian Friday! What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

Why is a blonde like a turtle?

Why is a blonde like a turtle?
When you get them on their back, they're both fucked!

Lesbian Friday! What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

A Singer Walked into an Agent's Office...

A singer walked into a talent agent's office and demanded an audition. The agent explained that he didn't need another singer, and anyway, they were a dime a dozen. The singer explained he was rather unique because he sang through his asshole. The agent was then curious and granted him an audition. The singer then dropped his pants and shit all over the carpet. Outraged, the agent yelled, "What the hell are you doing?" The singer replied "I'm just clearing my throat."

Lesbian Friday! What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

What do butter and a hooker have in common?

What do butter and a hooker have in common?
They both spread for bread.