A Singer Walked into an Agent's Office...

A singer walked into a talent agent's office and demanded an audition. The agent explained that he didn't need another singer, and anyway, they were a dime a dozen. The singer explained he was rather unique because he sang through his asshole. The agent was then curious and granted him an audition. The singer then dropped his pants and shit all over the carpet. Outraged, the agent yelled, "What the hell are you doing?" The singer replied "I'm just clearing my throat."