A husband must go on an extended business trip. He does not want to leave his horny young trophy wife all alone without some means of sexual satisfaction. He goes to the local sex shop to find her a nice dildo. He looks at all kinds of toys, and still can't find one he thinks will keep her happy the whole time he is gone. "Don't you have anything else, something really special?" he asks the proprietor.
The proprietor says "well, maybe the Voodoo Dick is what you need." He pulls out a mysterious looking old wooden box from behind the counter and unlocks it to reveal... an ordinary looking dildo!
"What's so special about this?" asks the husband. "Watch!" says the shopkeeper. He points the dildo at the door, says "Voodoo Dick, the Door!" and the dildo leaps out of his hand and screws the keyhole, splitting the door panel in the process.
"I'll take it!"
The man gives it to his wife. She is not impressed until he explains how it works.
A couple days after he has gone, the wife is horny, so she pulls out the Voodoo Dick.
"Voodoo Dick" she commands, "My pussy!" The dildo leaps to her pussy and screws and screws. After a few orgasms, she wants to stop but she can't pull it out and doesn't know how to turn it off. She thinks she'd better go to the hospital and heads down the highway, still being screwed by the dildo. It gets so bad she swerves on the road, and a cop pulls her over,thinking she must be drunk.
She explains the situation and asks for help removing the dildo.
The officer scoffs at this outlandish story. "Yeah right... Voodoo Dick, MY ASS!"
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