The Romantic Blowjob

BOY: Give me a blowjob.
GIRL: Can you be more romantic?
BOY: Fine, give me a blowjob in the rain.

A Poem From The Heart

I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru.
I sent my lungs and my kidney
For the summer to Sydney,
But I'm sending my heart to you....

A Redneck walks in the gas station...

A redneck walks in the gas station and buys condoms and a case of beer. The cashier asks, "Would you like a bag?"

Redneck says, "No thanks, she's not that ugly."