What's the Chinese Word for Watermelon?

What's the chinese word for watermelon?

Coon-Chow

Why Do Indians Wear Jock Straps?

Why Do Indians wear jock straps?

Totem pole!

What's Big and White and Lives in the Ocean?

What's big and white and live in the ocean?

Ku Klux Clam!

What Do You Call a Mexican Negro?

What do you call a Mexican negro?


A wetblack!

What Do You Call A Black Man on a Palomino Horse?

What do you call a black man on a palomino horse?

Leroy Rogers

What Do You Call A Black Hitchhiker?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?


Stranded.

The New Video Game Called Blackman

There is a new video game called BlackMan...

Two big lips chase watermelon around the screen.

What Gets Wetter...

What gets wetter as it dries?

Toilet paper.

What do You Call a Black Smurf?

What do you call a black Smurf?

A Smigger

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.

What do women and noodles have in common?

What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker.

What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.

What did one broke hooker say to the other?

What did one broke hooker say to the other?

Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?

Why did the woman leave her husband....

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.