What did one broke hooker say to the other?

What did one broke hooker say to the other?

Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?

Why did the woman leave her husband....

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

What's the worst thing about being a black jew? 



Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber ... 

At the High School Reunion

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes", she sighed,

"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

Flipping Channels

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

My wife was standing nude....

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started........

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