Mother's Day !

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

Lesbian Friday! 50 lesbians and 50 state workers..

What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick

Harry & Carry

Harry: You've got no tits and your box is too tight.
Carrie: Get off my back!

Lesbian Friday! How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Lesbian Friday! What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

Why is a blonde like a turtle?

Why is a blonde like a turtle?
When you get them on their back, they're both fucked!