The Romantic Blowjob

BOY: Give me a blowjob.
GIRL: Can you be more romantic?
BOY: Fine, give me a blowjob in the rain.

A Poem From The Heart

I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru.
I sent my lungs and my kidney
For the summer to Sydney,
But I'm sending my heart to you....

A Redneck walks in the gas station...

A redneck walks in the gas station and buys condoms and a case of beer. The cashier asks, "Would you like a bag?"

Redneck says, "No thanks, she's not that ugly."

What do Hillbilles Do on Halloween?

What do Hillbilles Do on Halloween?
Pump kin!

Why do lawyers wear ties?

Why do lawyers wear ties?
It keeps the foreskin from creeping up over their heads.

Mother's Day !

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.
After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny.He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.
Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'
Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

Lesbian Friday! 50 lesbians and 50 state workers..

What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick