Merry Christmas!

When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was the awkward silence as he got up and left.

Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
 A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
 A: Because it kept falling out.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician

Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.