Little Johnny asks his father what a womans private parts look like. His father replies, "Well son, before sex they look rather like a flower in bloom."
Little Johnny thinks about that and says "What about after sex?"
His dather thinks for a minute. "Well son,, imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise."
The title says it all. Some are short, some are long. The only criteria is that it made me laugh. If you are easily offended, go away. Feel free to submit jokes to disgustingjokes at gmail dot com. I may edit jokes for gratuitous profanity. (Provide a name by which you wish to be credited, unless you prefer to be anonymous.)
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
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