What's the difference between your paycheck and your wife?

What's the difference between your paycheck and your wife?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

I saw a man crying so I asked him what the problem was....

I saw a man crying so I asked him what the problem was. He told me he was sad because he traded his wife for a bottle of booze and he wished he had her back.
I said, "Because you love her and you miss her, right?"
He said, "No. Because I need another bottle of booze."